Scary Monsters….

There are rock stars in all shapes and sizes.  Pretty boys, fat boys, hot girls, used to be hot girls…they are all out there.

And there are some that are downright frightening looking.  I mean SCARY.

So here they are:  The scariest looking rock stars of all time….

Even if it wasn’t for the solar system of terrifying warts, or whatever those things are, Lemmy would  still make the list. As it stands, the  Motorhead legend is one of the Patron Saints of Ugly. An automatic, as they say.

Maybe the most renowned producer of all time, Phil Spector is also a murderer.  That’s pretty scary.

The wigs are scarier though….

I know…It’s not fair, he’s extraordinarily talented.  But, face it.  Geddy Lee is scary looking….

Iggy Pop.  Boo.

Gene Simmons took the makeup off and,  well he looks like Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter after decades of Little Debbie abuse, wearing a leather jumpsuit, and making faces like he’d enjoy nothing more than a good bowel movement. Who knew he was less scary WITH the make up….along with:**

His partner Paul Stanley.  Granted, he had some help making scary with some plastic surgery.

One for the ladies.  Courtney Love.  Scary from the inside out.

Granted, Dee Snider TRIED to make himself scary.  But did he really have a choice?

Pete Burns from “Dead or Alive”.  I’m thinking “dead”.

‘You scare me baby, right round like a record baby, right round round round…’

Okay, this one bothers me.  Keith Richards went from one of the coolest, best looking REAL rock stars to…

This.  And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give a rats….

And I really don’t want to pick on the deceased.  But we shouldn’t forget either.  Michael Jackson looked at “The man in the mirror”.  Did he ever shriek in horror?

And, ladies and gentlemen, the undisputed heavyweight champion of scary rock stars:  Shane MacGowan from the Irish band The Pogues. He says he started drinking at 4.  I would have too.

Have any more rock stars that just scare the snot out of you?

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3 responses

  1. Rachel

    Marilyn Manson!!!! Freaking Scarey!!

    October 20, 2011 at 4:09 pm

  2. Reblogged this on The Black Jacket Blog.

    November 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm

  3. Meatloaf, Bob Dylan, Roger Taylor of Queen nowadays, and Pete Townshend.

    November 1, 2012 at 10:03 pm

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